Mindless Cares and Random Fancies

Squirrely Suicide Missions Yes. Many of you have probably noticed the seemingly strong suicidal intentions displayed by the squirrels in your surrounding area. These are the squirrely suicide missions. In a vain attempt to take over the world (as are every disturbed animal of the wild), these squirrels take it upon themselves to show us humans the tragedy in our lives. Of course, we only see these antics as hilarious. Each squirrel is groomed to follow this ritualistic form of expression. Trained from young squirrelhood to take on the mountain of society's great plea: World Peace. No one knows how they plan to bring said peace by taking over the world, but, at the same time, no one's exactly sure of the reason they must kill themselves either. Nevertheless, in their desparate craving of power, these squirrles resign themselves to their fate. Note: In truth, only one out of fifty ever fulfill their destiny in this way. So, what about the other fourty-nine squirrels a roamin'...

The quickest way to a sad connection. I wasn't quite sure why I created a blog. Okay, yes, the rest of the world has one, but is it necessary that I should conform to the insanity of it all? I suppose it must be the crime of peer pressure. "Everybody's doing it." Yeah. And it's funny, I never really thought of myself as one to give in to peer pressure. However, I will allow that one who never gives in to it must be dead, for the very reason that it is impossible to avoid at all times. Darn it. And so. Here she be. Dignified in all her humble glory. To the great upheaval of of all blogs of its kind. (Don't worry there were none to come before it.)